Is it hot? I feel weird. Strange, even. Something is amiss. I just reorganized some kitchen cupboards! What's up with this? And I'm not expecting company or anything. I even delayed dinner just to finish it up. What the hell is this all about?
Well... all I can say is if anyone says there's no such thing as miracles, boy do I have a story for them. Maybe I overdosed. You know, too much sunshine or sumpin'.
Where are the asprins?