Damn those thongs! And I'm not talking foot wear.
I just saw a 200+ pound woman wearing a knit white skirt and sporting a light colored thong. MY EYES! MY EYES!! Oh sure, the only thing to be seen through the skirt was the top part of the thong... the triangle, but the imagination goes beserk. And it just doesn't stop. And considering how lumpy things were, there is no way I'm going to believe she is wearing them to avoid a pantie line!