Friday, July 15, 2005

How old is grandma?

A friend sent me this email... It sounds good until a little more thought is given to it in certain spots, but that's just me.
How old is Grandma???

Guess how old this grandma would be, based on the following clues. (Your answer could also indicate your age.)

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.

The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:



*polio shots

*frozen foods


*contact lenses

*Frisbees and

*the pill

There was no:


*credit cards

*laser beams or

*ballpoint pens

Man had not yet invented:


*air conditioners


*clothes dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

*man hadn't yet walked on the moon

Your Grandfather and I got married first, . . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins and draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
weekends, not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches
on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day:

*"grass" was mowed,

*"coke" was a cold drink,

*"pot" was something your mother cooked in and

*"rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

*"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

*"chip" meant a piece of wood,

*"hardware" was found in a hardware store and "software" wasn't
even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this real old lady in mind...If you do, you’re in for a surprise!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

This Woman would be only 58 years old!

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