Thursday, August 13, 2009

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could probably use more calmness in our lives!

Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. I looked around my house to see what things I'd started and hadn't finished. There were quite a few unfinished items.

I finished off a bottle of 101 Wild Turkey, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valum sscriptins, the res of the Chesescke, an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frekin gud I fel.

Tank u.


Brenda said...

Damn...wish I lived next door to ya, so you could have shared. Hahha loved the last paragraph sentence.

Sandy said...

hahahahahahahah....and then after that I had a mangotini and a long island and I'm feeling top of the morning too..

Rudee said...

I love it. I hope you wake up in the morning.

cat's momma said...

HAHAHAHA...too funny!

Rosy said...

Way too funny and hope you didn't over do it.

The Travelling Crone said...

I like it...I like it!!!
Just like doing a few

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hick up Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hick up