Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Whomever...

Whomever said children were God's little bundles of joy were LIARS! They are created from pond slime (aka Devil's spawn) and their prime objective is to drive you to an early grave. A pauper's grave at that.

Not having a good evening. mumble mumble little nose pickers mumble mumble bless their little (bleep) hearts.

4 comments:

Patricia said...

you are so funny. I used to teach 4th graders and after a month or so, wanted to adopt my whole class each year. I'd shut the classroom door and become part of a world I begrudged the principal or anyone else entry. Now, I'm retired. I don't want children on my tv shows. I hate children on planes. Keep them out of public period, and for pete sake TRAIN them properly. I swear there hasn't been a decently trained child since I quit teaching...haha.

Sue J said...

LOLOL. Are they wearing a bit thin, chooky? My sister refers to small children as scrating goblins.
All those years ago you bore down, now you have to bear up! I'm sure they give you lots of pleasure in between the shitty bits. You do reach an age though where you are just so *over* small children.

The Crusty Crone said...

Thank you. Steam was coming out of my head when I posted my opinion. We have some good times. Its just that they are so loud and obnoxious during the bad times.

Then they turn into teenagers! (she makes the sign of the Cross)

cat's momma said...

Loud, obnoxious, contrary and then they're teenagers...I hear ya!