Tuesday, May 18, 2010

In An Ideal World

I'd be beautiful and wealthy in an ideal world. But face it, that ain't gonna happen.

Every child needs to come with a control panel. A control panel and a user instruction manual. Its ridiculous to give us total responsibility for a living creature and no training or anything. Ridiculous, seriously.

Wouldn't it be great if they had control panels?

On/Off switch, of course. This would be available, but hopefully would go unused. On, you have a living creature. Off, you have a doll.

Volume control. An absolute MUST HAVE option. It would include a mute button, of course.

Stand-by Mode. Same as being asleep, but will perk up immediately upon being awakened.

Reset Button. Basically, a do-over. Child has made a great mistake and heads will roll, unless the reset button is pushed.

Upgrade Button. As child matures, different options are made available.

I suspect there may be a lot more options needed that I haven't thought of, but this is what might work.
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Brenda said...

I couldn't agree more. Ha...but we are all born with free will instead. It is amazing to watch children grow and develop the second time around (via grandchildren) isn't it? I see the rock family is growing.

i love love said...

well perhaps the need to be able to reformat sometimes when we grow old, earn experiences and memories, bad or good and when it's to hard to forget too painful memories..
- the movie connoisseur

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Wanda said...

Sorry, I'm just getting back to normal after vacation.

This is so funny CC, I so related to this clever post...but then you are so clever in your writing...waiting for another of your stories.....

Rosy said...

What a wonderful silly imagination your have...Just too funny!

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Brian Miller said...

i would settle for a remote control...ffw, rewind, pause...

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