Ah... er... No Thank You. No Extra Protein for Me.

EEEEEUUUUUUUUU I've read about things like this, but I've not encountered it myself. Well... as far as I know.

I was adding water to a pot of broccoli in preparation for cooking. Luckily I had my glasses on at the time. I bet you know where I'm going with this, huh?

A very healthy looking earwig climbed out from under one of the broccoli pieces. I guess he didn't like water. Oh hell... what do I do now?!

Sigh. I'm not going into details, but I dealt with it, but boy, I'm sure going to be looking at broccoli in a whole different light in the future. A huge search light!